BugLand.US Disclaimer 10/10/97

BugLand.US
(See Fine Print Below)

* I / We
(*I & We (Us/Our), meaning...
BugLand.US, MimesBlog.com, MimesBlog.org, MimeBlog.us, 1mime.com,
or any other new Domain name purchased without adding the name here,
&/or Netsol, ARPIN,
and all servers / DNS's involved)
deny ALL culpability/responsibility/liability for the following:

Any internet navigation frustration, sexual dysfunction, (temporary or permanent), hard drive crashes, partial or total, temporary or permanent, loss of data, hair, total baldness and partial or total visual impairment or blindness. *We further deny any and all responsibility for blue screens, black screens, no screens, or hardware failures.

*We are not responsible for any ulcers, nervous breakdowns, divorces, seperations, freeze ups, shutdowns/poweroffs/power outages, stalkers/stalkerettes.

Don't blame us for any loss of data or pages due to free help.

Furthermore *we are not at fault for any selling, mishandling or loss of email, email addresses and/or personal information by others, (*I personally won't do it ) bouncing email, email altercations and/or SPAM.

Nor do *we take blame for the following....

(all are against our questionable ethical and/or moral policies)

Since you are using a Computer, Cellphone or other mobile device online, you may experience Hacking, Intrusions, Viruses, Worms, Trojans, backdoors, Fatal Errors, non-fatal errors, illegal operations, denial of service, access to the internet, loss of memory, email or other files and you may come across bad links that don't work anymore on these web pages.

(*We cannot be held liable for) New, renewed, (or future occurrences of), increasing or declining desires to indulge in pornography, hacking, warez, excessive masturbation or mass CC:'s.

All pages are tested daily. The photons coming your way are UL® approved & there are no guarentees but... they should not cause - Warts (changing or new, temporary or permanent), any and all cancers (relapses or new, terminal or temporary) nor should these pages cause any other foul play or mishaps to befall you that are listed or not listed or implied above (or below) that *I/we might be held libel for.

The tips and other information on this web site are researched and are believed to be accurate, but I cannot and do not guarantee that all the information here will work on all systems, for all users, all the time ... nor for any system or any user any of the time.

*We also can't or won't take credit for your Death, either directly or indirectly from reading or viewing without reading any pages.

All information herein is offered as-is and without warranty of any kind. Neither BugLand.US, nor its employees (if any) nor contributors (if any) are responsible for any loss, injury, damage, or death (direct or inconsequential), resulting from the application of any information presented here or unheeded warnings.

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS:
Some, none, or all of the following minor side effects may or may not occur while viewing pages,
however the same side effects occurred under *placebo conditions:

Desires to be a mime, uncontrollable urges to imitate others including your parents, siblings and/or strangers, temporary or permanent loss of speech, partial loss of memory and/(or leading to) total amnesia, headaches, sneezing, runny nose, nausea, stomach cramps, internal bleeding, difficulty breathing, puking, including both wet and dry heaves, diarrhea, constipation, dyslexia, coughing blood, HIV, Hepatitis A,B or C, Ebola Virus or a mutant strain of Ebola, blurred vision, double vision, visual and or audio hallucinations, eg. hearing unseen voices or seeing unheard voices, diabetes, epilepsy, seizures, other types of convulsions besides epilepsy, dementia, loss of memory, Alzheimer's, brain cessation, blood disorders (rare or regular), kidney failure, heart failure, coma and death or none of the preceding. (Complete list of maladies coming soon.)

This disclaimer is subject to retroactive updates, changes, additional facetious warnings or attempts at humor without notification.

FURTHERMORE:

It is against our policy to either confirm or disavow the names of any employees

Nor even the existence of employees, contractors, subcontractors or of federal or of state assistance;

Farther furthermore,* I/we cannot admit or deny culpability concerned with any allegations/rumors of wrongdoing or good deeds nor will they be acknowledged.
In addition to the above.... praise concerning worthy deeds is also discouraged.

Farther still and furthermore, Acceptance or acknowledgement of the aforesaid is against our policy, however our "policies" can change without notice.

Finally farthest and furthermost,..
Note that...Threats of any kind, of either bodily or virtual harm
nor accusations or compliments will be either acknowledged
or considered as factors in future decisions, actions, goals or aspirations.
(Consider though if you will, my adopted/adapted "philosophy of bullshit".)

*FINE PRINT CLAUSE: Concerning Placebos:
Double blind placebo tests yielded the same results:
(This does not necessarily imply or not imply any or all of those in the placebo tests were blind or not, nor can we even admit or deny we were able to find any blind placebos, but we deny any placebos (blind or not) were injured, blinded, unblinded or harmed in testing these pages.)

Further Fineprint:
While this page may sound semi-serious and/or humorous......
this disclaimer may or may not be found to be either to anyone, both by everyone or somewhat to someone......
If some of the humor included above offends you:

it's too bad you don't have a sense of humor..or ignored my facetious warnings...

so you'd be better off not to enlist or solicit any aid

or go to any other pages as this applies to ALL pages and help.

Many pages also contain weird humor.... so I hope you get better soon..

See a professional therapist because a sense of humor is important for your health,

or seek a 'professional' webmaster as I am a total amateur and nitwit since all help is FREE.

Disclaimer effective as of 10/10/97 thru today's date.

No Copyrights 1997-2009

BugLand.US is a non-prophet organization/conglomeration
under some Section
of the U.S. Not-For-Profit Internet Entertainment & Parody Laws.
Furthermore No Donations or *fees
are solicited, expected, officially accepted or rejected.
(*excluding reimbursement of actual costs,
e.g. actual out of pocket costs incurred like
gas used, taxes or postage for my autographed pictures etc.)

E-mail Disclaimer:
The information contained in this email message is not confidential, legally privileged or copyrighted [to the best of my knowledge]
unless otherwise specifically stated. It may or may not be.
If you are or are not the intended recipient, or the employee / agent responsible for delivering it to the intended recipient, please note that any dissemination, distribution, use or reproduction of this message in any form whatsoever, is highly encouraged.
If you received this email in error, don't notify me by return email, telephone, cellphone (unless you use AT&T-Cingular), postal service, telegram, telegraph, instant message, ups, fed ex, dhl, any other dipshit delivery service..., please delete your copy immediately and get on with your life. Please note that your receipt of this email from bugland.us's email address does not constitute bugland.us's consent for you to reply or send any other electronic information to bugland.us by return, even if specifically stated otherwise, but go ahead & reply if you wish.
The sender/user does not accept any responsibility for any loss, disruption or damage to your data or computer system that may occur while using data contained in, or transmitted with, this e-mail nor are we liable for anything mentioned on our disclaimer page at www.bugland.us/disclaimer.shtml. Public Domain Warning: This e-mail contains information intended for the use of the entire world wide web in addition to any individual or entity named above.
Furthermore this email disclaimer is a joke and further reading of this email should be discontinued or shouldn't have been attempted to begin with. Thank you.

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