Taking a reading, says the Mistress is "easy and exciting, simply study your droppings in the bowl, follow my FECAL STUDY GUIDE and look at what the future holds for you".  It is helpfull to keep a pad and pen near your toilet to quickly jot down the key dynamics of your movement before you flush. Remember, once you flush, it's gone forever.       It is also important to keep in mind that the predictions of Fecal Fortune Telling are based on your first bowel movement of that day. If you do not produce any droppings before 12pm, It is impossible to predict that day's readings. If you cannot produce a movement before noon, we suggest more bran and fibre in your diet.    Happing readings! Note: Toilet Tea Leaves and Mistress Cohleana are not responsible for errors or bowel related mishaps. Use this information as a guide or for entertainment purposes only.

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Fecal Study Guide:

Colour

BLACK	BROWN	BEIGE	GREEN/YELLOW	RED
A black or dark brown stool indicates that you must make quick decisions today. Do not hesitate when opportunities arise. Carpe Diem!	A brown stool indicates that you will have no real surprises today. A calm and stable forcast is expected, make the best of it.	A beige stool indicates caution. Take special consideration before you act. Be sure to think before you speak!	A green stool indicates termoil ahead. Be extremely careful in your interactions with others. Don't be confrontational or a dangerous situation will arise. Take care or beware!	A red stool indicates you have blood in your stool. If this is common to you please consult your physician. Keep your bowel heathy!

Sinker or Floater:

Floater	Sinker
A floating stool indicates that your mood will be generally positive today. Optimism rules the day. A new love interest or business opportunity may be introduced. Consult the colour of your movement for how you should handle it.	A fully submerged dropping indicates that perhaps it is time for a vacation or a well deserved break in your routine. Spice things up with a new adventure, break out of your shell today. (Disregard if your stool is greenish in color)

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