~Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. 

~Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. 

~Man who run in front of car get tired. 

~Man who run behind car get exhausted. 

~Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 

~Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. 

~Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok. ....<lmao> 

~Man with one chop stick go hungry. 

~Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails. 

~Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 

~Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. 

~Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. 

~War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. 

~Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. 

~Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 

~It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. 

~Man who drive like hell bound to get there. 

~Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 

~Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. 

~Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. 

~Man who farts in church sits in own pew. 

~Crowded elevator smells different to midget.