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Thanks to Pygman, Judy-o, daButterfly, OptiJohn, Xtasy, ....
and others too numerous to mention........
for all this "fun" stuff
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Nevermind.. i see they dumped my pages...I was getting a lot of lame entrys anyway :)

Here are a few things I thought funny enough to save..

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Grammar
Kid Wisdom
Life by Andy Rooney's writer
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Pc Tech Excuses
Computer Sayings

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